Excuse me, what!?!?

"Maxima Speed" (maximaspeed) 03/07/2019 at 16:04 • Filed to: None

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Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Maxima Speed 03/07/2019 at 16:06

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Well...he wants it back

Chariotoflove > Maxima Speed 03/07/2019 at 16:07

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Somebody has an admirer.

benn454 > Maxima Speed 03/07/2019 at 16:08

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  ...

Give it back, then.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Maxima Speed 03/07/2019 at 16:10

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Why’d you take it?

Azrek > Maxima Speed 03/07/2019 at 16:10

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....did you take it?

You did...didn’t you?!

sony1492 > Maxima Speed 03/07/2019 at 16:11

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Zip-McBump > Maxima Speed 03/07/2019 at 16:11

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Nothing you can do about it now... I guess he really wants that foreskin.

Party-vi > Maxima Speed 03/07/2019 at 16:11

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Who the fuck has foreskin on their back??

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Maxima Speed 03/07/2019 at 16:13

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I got the same notification. Unfortunately, there’s nothing I can do to help him. 

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Party-vi 03/07/2019 at 16:14

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That sounds uncomfortable...

jimz > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 03/07/2019 at 16:14

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there exists a small group of guys who are obsessed with the fact that a mostly useless flap of skin was removed from them. 

JeepJeremy > Maxima Speed 03/07/2019 at 16:16

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HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Maxima Speed 03/07/2019 at 16:17

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mood

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Maxima Speed 03/07/2019 at 16:18

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mood

Arrivederci > Maxima Speed 03/07/2019 at 16:19

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Maybe his mohel drove a Maxima?

Your boy, BJR > Maxima Speed 03/07/2019 at 16:23

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Oblige him.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Maxima Speed 03/07/2019 at 16:25

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I got the same thing and was actually about to post it. Sorry bud, I can’t give you what you’re looking for.

TheRealBicycleBuck > Maxima Speed 03/07/2019 at 16:27

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Well, now that you’ve aired your dirty laundry, I suppose I can admit that I’m in the same boat. I was embarrassed when he (she? it?) started following me. Much too embarrassed to post it here. Thanks for helping me feel better about this.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 03/07/2019 at 16:31

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You know that investing in pork bellies thing? This is exactly like that, except totally different and with more penis involved.

user314 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 03/07/2019 at 16:33

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Absent a time machine (which this is , to be honest, is about the last thing I’d use one for) I don’t think anyone can help him. 

Maxima Speed > Chariotoflove 03/07/2019 at 16:33

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Yikes

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 03/07/2019 at 16:35

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KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/07/2019 at 16:36

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it’s spreading

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Azrek 03/07/2019 at 16:37

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He didn’t. I did.

Maxima Speed > Azrek 03/07/2019 at 16:38

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Nothing personal. I had a contract.

$kaycog > Maxima Speed 03/07/2019 at 16:38

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Oh my.

Maxima Speed > jimz 03/07/2019 at 16:38

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Oof

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Maxima Speed 03/07/2019 at 16:41

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Ah fuck...

Chariotoflove > Maxima Speed 03/07/2019 at 16:53

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Gah!  He’s following me now!

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Maxima Speed 03/07/2019 at 17:24

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Turtle necks unit!

Maxima Speed > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/07/2019 at 17:35

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Bro, please. I want be able to eat supper man.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Maxima Speed 03/07/2019 at 17:45

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https://www.amazon.com/Turtleneck-Club-JonathanPierce/dp/B00XE2TLQU#customer-review-section

CaptDale - is secretly British > Maxima Speed 03/07/2019 at 17:47

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Lol I got that too. I sent Kinja support an email